Latex factory

chris (2002-10-30 14:29:24)
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A fellow is going on tour of a factory that produces various latex products.

At the first stop, he's shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle
nipples. The machine makes a loud Hiss-Pop! noise.

"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mould," explains the guide.
"The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are
manufactured. The machine makes a noise: Hiss, Hiss, Hiss, Hiss-Pop!

"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the hiss,
hiss is, but what's that pop every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the
guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condom!" the man states.

"Very true, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

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