the middle of a huge field of grass.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road.Watching the farmer for a
while he realises the farmer is just standing there,doing nothing and
looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car,walks all the way out to the farmer and asks
him " Excuse me mister,but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies " I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing
in their field."